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So, here are the best questions from my search logs, together with my feeble attempts to answer them Feb:

1. I’m doing research on SMS Lingo: Well.. Local sms’s are full of annoying acronyms like U, Wot, Ur, and so on. See sms lingo list and transl8it
2. I hate virgins: See the january faq on Virgins and other odd things…
3. Rural trivia india: Try this site on India Trivia, also Yahoo has a category for Indian trivia
4. I want Lanka Pussy Photo:
   Ok, here goes:
   
   An excellent photo by imagebang
5. Ways to wear a sari: well, Oprah wore one over her jeans
6. I want secret relationship with Sri Lankan Ladies: Tell me, why secret? wouldn’t it be much more fun to have a messy very public so that the gossip tabloids can run feature length interviews with your victim significant other afterwards?
7. Draught cattle Sri Lanka: As far as I know, nobody here (even when bored) has  attempted to play draughts checkers using cows. However some of our kings of yore, were pretty odd, so you never know…
8. Effects of reality television: In a word, bad. Here are some photos of innocent people who were victims of reality TV:
   
   And there I was, happily strolling along until suddenly, I’m on Tickle Cam. OMG. I’m scarred for life.
   
   Ohh.. the horrow. from that famous reality TV show Honey I shrunk your breasts
   
   This innocent girl was victim of that long running TV reality show “When Good Dentists Go Bad”.
9. Holy cows of India:
   
   Now Just a minute! I’l have you know all cows are holy! Not just Indian cows.
10. Poking sleeping cows: I guess this goes in the same category as tipping cows. Say, what is it with you people? Where do you guys come up with these weird searches?
    
    Go ahead, make my day.
11. english sex mined ladies: Do you mean an English lady with sex on the mind? Hmm let’s see:
    
    Young man, I’ll have none of that nonsense in my empire. Now can we have some tea and scones?
    
    And this is victoria beckham. I’m not sure if she’s a sex minded english lady, but she has a nice ass used to be a great singer

More cool stuff coming up soon… in part 2 of the FAQ!