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So Paris is going back to jail, and everybody’s happy… except Paris of course.

I’ve always wondered why so many people hate her..

…here’s an old song of hers… from better times

Tatu by paul

On a lighter note, here is a roundup of some of my favorite music videos…

Like to hear your feedback if you like any of the songs here. 

Enjoy

Addictive - truth hurts

For: The song may suck but the hot black African American chicks who dance in the background sure make it look cool…
High point: Just the chicks in the background. Especially the twins.

It Just Wont Do - Tim Deluxe feat. Sam Obernick

For: Brazilian beach volleyball girls. Enough said. Mmm Mmh mmh (as prose would say). Since Darwin’s time, nobody quite explained evolution and sexual selection in such an interesting way.

Tim Deluxe turned out to be a one hit wonder, which is more than I can say for my next hot favorite:

High point(s): Watch her toes curl
Also see: this

TATU: Not going to get us

For: Truck driving russian lesbian schoolgirls. What’s not to love?
High points: Ay Caramba!
ALT: English version (MTV Video music awards)
All the things she said - Tatu

For: All that lesbian kissing.
High point: see above

Lady Marmalade - Moulin Rouge

For: The whole crotch clutch dance. That and seriously kinky lingerie.
High point: Pink, Mya and the rest are smoking hot, as someone points out..

Crazy Sexy Marvellous - paffendorf

For: The song aint great, but all that making out sure looks fun..

Everybody - be cool - paffendorf

For: The music is so good, that and the beach looks surreal

Beyond the invisible - Enigma

For:If this ice bound sexscapede doesnt please you, the dirty naked girl in the tree should.
Also see: this

Last but not least, these video are pretty cool:
Mundian To Bach Ke
Nelly Furtado: Powerless

Courtlaurabreast by unrestful

From the “Too Much Discovery Channel” dept 

Introduction
A while back I had this argument with a girl as to why girls have prominent breasts while men don’t (except for, um, overweight guys). I believed that girls developped breasts because, guys, er, like them (i.e. it was a part of sexual selection  - that over centuries, men selected women based on the size of their breasts..), and she believed it was so as to be able to breastfeed children.

I decided to try to research and find more info on this fascinating topic. After all, any research that involves evaluating female breast size, can’t be boring. You have to admit, its better than studying fungus.

Besides, it’s an excellent excuse to get your hands on some knobs. But, I digress..

My Findings

Initial research proves that breast size does not reflect on one’s ability to produce milk

[Ed, to use Baywatch as a popular analogy, this means that Alexandra Paul, (famous for lacking cleavage), and Pamela Anderson, (famous for too much cleavage), are both equally capable of breastfeeding, should the need arise]

Complex answer: read the following articles:

Article 1: Neotony and two way sexual selection in human evolution [link]

Summary/excerpts from above article
In the following points, the text in italics represent excerpts from the authors site. The bold text and other text are my personal interpretations of what I understand….

1. In the human species, females have begun to display the trait of neoteny. (”neoteny — or the retention of childlike characteristics in mature members of a species…. ……Humans much more closely resemble chimp or gorilla infants than adults of either species..”
   
2. Neoteny has become a basis for sexual selection in humans “Rather than discussing the general neotenization of our species over the last few million years, I wish to concentrate on how neoteny may have become enmeshed as part of a powerful selective cycle, going far beyond its original causes.”
   
3. So, women, began to resemble children
   “human females certainly do appear more paedomorphic in outward physical appearance than males. Although they mature at an earlier age, women do not go on to acquire the toughened skin, coarse body hair, thyroid cartilage, bony eye ridges, or deepened voices which are the common inheritance of most adult hominoids and other primates” …More formally, William Calvin (1991) identifies paedomorphosis (”becoming child-shaped”) as juvenilization of the appearance of the end-product..
    
4. But, there is a small problem here..
   So if paedomorphism was women’s runaway trait, there’s every reason to picture men growing ever more attracted to paedomorphism in women, at a matching pace. Obvious enough, so far. But paedomorphism means resemblance to children!
   

So, women developped large breasts to help men differenciate (between them and children)
What was needed was an emergency adaptation to help sane human males tell children apart from adult, fecund women. It is at this point, I contend, that human females developed a secondary set of exaggerated physical traits, not to elicit sex from males but in order to help high-end males across this tragic trap. One of the most pronounced of these secondary traits was the ballooning of women’s breasts.

Note: Italic text above from original article, copyright original author!!

Article 2: Breasts: their evolutionary origin

Thus, males who were attracted to females with enlarged breasts would be more successful in forming pair-bonds with such females…..

It is possible that women’s intelligence and memory played a role. Women might very well observe which men abandoned their lactating and pregnant mates, and avoid forming pair-bonds with them even if courted. They would reason (correctly) that they would in turn be abandoned. Certainly, this would be a successful strategy for women, and the mental requirements would be within the probable abilities of early hominids.

….). Finally, the child of a man who was attracted by enlarged breasts would be better provisioned than children of one who was repealed by them, and hence abandoned his mate when lactation enlarged her breasts. [para 25] …….

Thus, breast fat, by mimicking pregnancy and lactation, deceived males, (or non-dominant males at least) into providing better provisioning. [para 54]

Males were selected to find breasts attractive because this led to greater female provisioning when it was most needed, and greater male success in forming durable pair-bonds.

[Ed: So women chose men who liked women with large breasts? i.e. we didn’t chose girls with large breasts, they chose us (who chose them)… and I’m cross-eyed with confusion now]

Article 3: The sex contract: the evolution of Human Behavior

……..But not female breasts.  These have no physiological
use whatsoever and biologists agree that their original function was sexual invitation.  These sensitive, fleshy, delicate areas expand by one third during intercourse.  The nipples harden at the slightest touch, and for most women fondling of their breasts stimulates their desire for intercourse…

[Ed: (gasping for air) If I wasn’t certain the above was scientifically relevant I wouldn’t paraphrase it here… er.. um.. at least I don’t think I would]

Article 4: Shaped by babies, not men?

Bentley says, “It could be a combo here. The pressure for the shape of the breast was initially from this need to feed the baby and then, secondarily, men may have evolved to find the breast of this shape and size more sexually interesting. The convergence of the two pressures could have evolved into more successfully reproducing females.”

[Ed: so it’s our fault eh?]

Semi related funny quote of the moment:

“We get absolutely no radio reception through our breasts; therefore, grabbing our nipples head and twisting them back and forth like knobs will yield no musical results.” [more]

Related trivia:

Smaller breasts by 2005?

Dr. Speron says people are getting tired of the overinflated “pornorific” boob sizes that have been standard issue from surgeons since “Baywatch” hit the pop culture scene in the 1990s.

(Warning/Disclaimer, my observations and interpretations are just, um, personal observations/interpretations. I’m probably not totally accurate, so it’s best you read the article yourself.)

[Scarlett Johansson (From Flickr). Not really related to this post in any way but shown here because of her golden globes wonderful personality]

Its an odd thing: When two girls meet, there’s this moment, where they measure each other up. Starts with shoes, clothing, handbag, nail polish, hair and so on.

We (the guys) simply don’t notice that split second moment. We are too busy focusing on boobs the introduction/the conversation.

I’m beginning to realize that much of what women do, as far as fashion goes, has nothing to do with men really. It’s just to outdo each other.

And they are vicious. They take each othe apart with a certain amount of ferocious savegery which would make even us men and our rivalries seem gentle by comparison.

Girls dont like attractive girls. Especially in an office setting. The office hottie (especially if she uses her assets for favors from the boys) is universally hated by her female colleagues.

Yes, I know, this (and 99% I write about) is obvious to everyone, but sometimes, I see these things, and it just occurs to me… gee.. never thought about that…

(Ed: Title should probably be girl vs girl, but girl on girl sounded kinkier)

I’m beginning to wonder if Bolt is more fun than Flickr.

More pictures from Eatmeraw

Entirely unrelated, an interesting article on MIA

And, another

Occationally I have the cursed misfortune rare opportunity to provide transportation for a member of the dumber fairer sex: a girl, woman, female, bird, chick, call her what you like..

In these misbegotten voyages, I’ve discovered that many local ladies don’t quite have a grasp as to what is kosher or not, when it comes to in-car behavior.

So, in my attempt to educate, here goes: My 8 simple rules..

1. Advance notification: If you wish to ride in my vehicle, please inform me at least an hour in advance. Don’t just call me 15 minutes in advance and expect me to re-arrange my life to suit you. Believe it or not I have a life. True its not cool and exciting like yours but, nevertheless, it is a life.
2. Wipe your shoes: before you enter. I don’t care whether you wear manolo blahnik or Bata, just wipe them please.
3. No shouting: - If you suddenly remember something interesting like a joke or story, don’t suddenly scream “Oh Hey Men Did You hear the one about [blah]”. If you notice me cranking up the volume on my Blaupunkt, its not because I found a song I like. Its because I’m trying to drown out your infernal yacking sweet melodious banter..
4. No sudden stops: - if you see a little dog, or kitten, or a shoe sale, don’t suddenly scream at me to “STOP“. Only say “stop” for an emergency. [No, a shoe sale is not an emergency].
5. No Dhangalanawa: (this is a quaint Sinhalese word which means wriggling around). dont fidget, wriggle, or otherwise wobble, unless we are making out.
6. No distracting me: (Unless we are making out), please do NOT distract me. This is extremely important if you wish to reach your destination alive.
7. Wear a seatbelt: (Yes, I know, when your pappa takes you for a ride you out in his classic Morris Oxford, you don’t wear seatbelts, but this is a modern car, and if there is an accident, having a seatbelt will increase your chances of surviving and not flying out the windscreen. Helping your parents identify you via your dental records is NOT my idea of a fun Sunday).
8. Dont open the windows: This is an air conditioned car. You don’t need to open the windows unless you want a whiff of colombo dust, bus exhaust, or worse, things bus drivers spit out. Similarly, don’t mess with the stereo. 

Last but not least, when I do risk life and limb and finally deliver you to your destination, it wouldn’t kill you to say “Thanks” :)..

Yes, ladies, you don’t have to say it. I know, I am a sanctimonious persnickety bastard..

[Ed:- though I originally aimed this post at girls (because they are guilty of the worst car faux pas - however guys can be as bad. Particularly when it comes to not wiping their feet and messing with the stereo!

Ed:- In car etiquette has actually been covered at various sources, from a dating perspective, as well as how to inform your partner that s/he isn’t a great driver] 

Hello Everyone.

As part of my community outreach service, I’ve decided to answer all the questions in my search logs, as best as I can. So here goes:

Q. (From Canada) Do guys hate sleeping with virgins?.
Well, actually, in India and Sri Lanka, I have heard that some men prefer their brides to be virgins when they get married.. So much so that they insist on proof or something. But this is an old outmoded view, most modern dudes prefer that the girl be adept in the art of the Kamasutra and able to do the Leapfrog or Cowgirl.

Q. Where can I find Sri Lankan Girls?
OK, thats an excellent question. Due to the ethnic conflict pathetic economy, the Sri lankan diaspora, is now.. a diaspora. In other words, Sri Lankans have immigrated far and wide, and you are likely to find them just about anywhere on earth, except here.

If you really need to find a girl from Sri Lanka, perhaps the easiest option would be to, er., come to Sri Lanka, as this country is full of them.

Q. Where can I find Sri Lankan BoyZ?
See above. Replace ‘girls’ with ‘boys’.. or.. er.. BoyZ

Q. I wan’t a Sri Lankan Girlfriend/Girls for a lonely guy in Sri Lanka
A. Get a ticket to Sri Lanka, brush up on your conversational skills bring a lot of money, and start hunting. Lots of girls will like you. Especially if you have a nice personality money.

To Lonely Guy in Sri Lanka. Well you could hang around at MC and hurl compliments at random passerbys and hope one of them falls deeply in love with you. Kidding.

Q. I wan’t Lanka Sari Live Movie
A. Is there such a movie? I’ve never heard of it, sad to say

Q. Tell me about crimes and punishment in Sri Lanka
A. We have a judicial system.. Based on ancient English law I think. If you like, consider reading the Daily news sri lanka which is full of Moral Stories about people who Ran Afoul Of The Law and were Vigorously Punished…

Q. Whats the Hindi/Sri Lankan  word for Underage?/I want a School Girl
A. Naturally, you are asking this for your research project, not because you are a dirty old man. I don’t know about Hindi, but I think running after underage girls in Sri Lanka is refered to bala aparada. (Bala = Young? Underage? Aparada = crime?)

Think “Jail Bait” in the American sense

Does your mummy know what you search for online? Google has recently been contacted by the US government, and requested turn over search logs for terms such as underage and so on. So, If I were you, I’d wash my keyboard and never search for such shocking things again.

Q. Tell me about Japanese car theft in Sri Lanka
A. Well, as far as I know, the Japanese don’t steal our cars. They have no reason to, as they have better things to do here, like being tourists. That and the average Japanese person earns in a day what most Sri Lankans earn in an year.

On a side note, Hondas and Toyotas are popular targets for auto theft in USA.

Q. Paranormal Strange RSS Comments.
A. Er. ?..

Q. Tittilate Me!
A. Er. ??

Q. Tell me about Sri Lankan Kandyan Sari
A. Well, I asked a girl I know about this. She said there are two ways to wear a Sari. Either the Indian style, or Kandyan way. According to her there are some small differences, to do with the ‘pota’ (the bit that is draped). I will tell you more as I get more information.

Q. I want Sri Lankan Pussy
A. Er.. OK if you say so. You can find cats all over the streets of Sri Lanka. But beware. Some of them have Rabies

Good news for all my Sri Lankan friends in North America. Are you feeling lonely? Do you wish you had your very own Sri Lankan Woman? Well thanks to a special offer from Yahoo and Target, you can buy your very own Sri lanka Woman, online! Best of all, you can save!

So, rush off to Target, and get clicking.

Background
A search for Sri Lankan Women on Yahoo (don’t ask) yeids this:

Closeup of ad

The actual search:
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=sri+lankan+women&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&cop=&ei=UTF-8

Note, this search probably may not yeild above results, depending on where you are, hopefully Yahoo will notice and fix this error!

Explanation: Context sensitive search gone wrong.
I guess we can summarize that Yahoo hasn’t perfected their context sensitive search. But look on the bright side, at least they have context insensitive search

Trivia
1. For those of you who don’t live in North America, Target is a friendly shopping chain famous for their dog, and their innovative advertising. Sadly, wiki doesn’t appear to have a page on them.

2. The Target Dog is a supposedly an English bull terrier
http://askdoglady.com/archives/bones_social_creatures/000096.html

Notes:
Yahoo, Target, The Target Dog, and all colors, logos, ideas, theories, etc are copyright their respective companies. Blah Blah.

Photo by Janaka Goonasekera, on Wikipedia
(with apologies to the Sigiriya ladies who are probably tired of serving as pictorial references)

Sri Lankan girls are a complex mystery I’m still trying to understand. I know I’m generalizing here but I have some observations/theories:

Appearance
- Sri Lankan girls come in every size/shape/skin color - they have Asian/Hispanic and even Caucasian features. Generally they are somewhat shorter than their European counterparts with an average height (I estimate) of around 5 foot 3.
- Most ladies here are genetically predisposed to being slim (while young at least).
- When it comes to looks, girls here are generally attractive, their features are very diverse, possibly due to complex genetic heritage. (Which is more than I can say for Indian girls who all tend to look alike IMO). 

Grooming
- Most ladies are well dressed, they wear a mix of western attire with some opting for Asian (Indian/Sri Lankan) clothing also. Some have a reasonable sense of style and are quite elegant.

Personality
- Most local ladies are quite friendly and outgoing. They are curious and they tend to ask a lot of questions. I find I can usually communicate with any girl I meet, and get into a conversation simply by smiling and saying hello.

- Girls here are more friendly than most. They like to flirt, they like to chat, especially with people from different countries I guess. So I use the dumb foreigner act (which in my case is usually accurate).

Intellect
Girls here tend to be quite educated. Virtually all have done some high school and quite a number are college educated. Most speak English, though not all are totally fluent.

Trivia 
One question ladies ask me, goes along the lines of “Who are your parents/what do they do?” Actually this seems to be a cultural thing - people here (not just girls) tend to ask that. Other than that girls here seem interested in education and admire educated people (which is a shame as I slept through much of UNI)

*Modest too.