Tue 31 Jan 2006
January FAQ: Do guys hate Virgins? etc
Posted by me under Blogroll , FAQ , Humor , Paranormal , Sri Lanka[6] Comments
Hello Everyone.
As part of my community outreach service, I’ve decided to answer all the questions in my search logs, as best as I can. So here goes:
Q. (From Canada) Do guys hate sleeping with virgins?.
Well, actually, in India and Sri Lanka, I have heard that some men prefer their brides to be virgins when they get married.. So much so that they insist on proof or something. But this is an old outmoded view, most modern dudes prefer that the girl be adept in the art of the Kamasutra and able to do the Leapfrog or Cowgirl.
Q. Where can I find Sri Lankan Girls?
OK, thats an excellent question. Due to the ethnic conflict pathetic economy, the Sri lankan diaspora, is now.. a diaspora. In other words, Sri Lankans have immigrated far and wide, and you are likely to find them just about anywhere on earth, except here.
If you really need to find a girl from Sri Lanka, perhaps the easiest option would be to, er., come to Sri Lanka, as this country is full of them.
Q. Where can I find Sri Lankan BoyZ?
See above. Replace ‘girls’ with ‘boys’.. or.. er.. BoyZ
Q. I wan’t a Sri Lankan Girlfriend/Girls for a lonely guy in Sri Lanka
A. Get a ticket to Sri Lanka, brush up on your conversational skills bring a lot of money, and start hunting. Lots of girls will like you. Especially if you have a nice personality money.
To Lonely Guy in Sri Lanka. Well you could hang around at MC and hurl compliments at random passerbys and hope one of them falls deeply in love with you. Kidding.
Q. I wan’t Lanka Sari Live Movie
A. Is there such a movie? I’ve never heard of it, sad to say
Q. Tell me about crimes and punishment in Sri Lanka
A. We have a judicial system.. Based on ancient English law I think. If you like, consider reading the Daily news sri lanka which is full of Moral Stories about people who Ran Afoul Of The Law and were Vigorously Punished…
Q. Whats the Hindi/Sri Lankan word for Underage?/I want a School Girl
A. Naturally, you are asking this for your research project, not because you are a dirty old man. I don’t know about Hindi, but I think running after underage girls in Sri Lanka is refered to bala aparada. (Bala = Young? Underage? Aparada = crime?)
Think “Jail Bait” in the American sense
Does your mummy know what you search for online? Google has recently been contacted by the US government, and requested turn over search logs for terms such as underage and so on. So, If I were you, I’d wash my keyboard and never search for such shocking things again.
Q. Tell me about Japanese car theft in Sri Lanka
A. Well, as far as I know, the Japanese don’t steal our cars. They have no reason to, as they have better things to do here, like being tourists. That and the average Japanese person earns in a day what most Sri Lankans earn in an year.
On a side note, Hondas and Toyotas are popular targets for auto theft in USA.
Q. Paranormal Strange RSS Comments.
A. Er. ?..
Q. Tittilate Me!
A. Er. ??
Q. Tell me about Sri Lankan Kandyan Sari
A. Well, I asked a girl I know about this. She said there are two ways to wear a Sari. Either the Indian style, or Kandyan way. According to her there are some small differences, to do with the ‘pota’ (the bit that is draped). I will tell you more as I get more information.
Q. I want Sri Lankan Pussy
A. Er.. 
OK if you say so. You can find cats all over the streets of Sri Lanka. But beware. Some of them have Rabies