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Are you looking for our page on Katharine McPhee? If so click here please!

Unbuttoned by withdrawal, from Flickr
From the “I swear I aint making this up” dept..

And.. just when I thought my search logs couldn’t get any weirder.. Here’s the latest..

1. (From India): Cockroaches inside the underwear for pleasure (SIC)- I’m honestly not sure where to even begin here. I’m sorry, for the first time in a long time, I simply don’t know how to answer this question. So.. over to the blogosphere. Can anyone help me? maybe some of my esteemed colleagues can shed light on this issue.
2. Lisa Tucker Undies - Lisa Tucker is the sweet 16 year old on American Idol. Before you start exploring her underwear (I hope this question isnt from the person above) I will point out that she’s 16.
3. Womans rights pictures - I’m sure they are fascinating. Try Flickr?
4. Men have intercourse with cats - OK. I’ll be the first to admit that some men are odd. But.. intercourse with cats? Thats just not natural. If it’s any consolation to you, a sudanese man was forced to marry a goat
5. Hottest Idol American - well considering the unnatural curiosity some have about Lisa Tuckers underwear.. hmm… I’d say she’s a good candidate. She and Katharine McPhee
6. Girls don’t wear no underwear - they don’t? Not even a thong? That IS worrying.
7. Welcome to India where the cows eat Hey - crazy as it may sound, thats actually lyrics from a song…
8. Girlfriend in Sinhala - I take it you are asking how to say girlfriend in sinhala. Honest answer.. I don’t know. Can someone here help me with this?
9. Can scanner scan things like bags and chicks - I’m not sure if you would be able to fit Scarlett Johanssen in a modern flat bed scanner.. but I’m willing to try.. Scarlett… call me?
10. How people make bricks in Sri Lanka - We used to have this highly ritualistic procedure involving semi naked men and singing, but now there are brick making machines…
11. American influence in Sri Lanka - it’s everywhere. KFC, Idol, Apprentice, House MD.. yup.. good old America is having a profound effect on our civilization…
12. What happens when you don’t wear a seatbelt bad bad things happen. Trust me. Wear the seatbelt. It’s the law. At least, it should be.
13. Sri Lankan girl names - heres a good link.
14. Sri Lanka national costume - its white, and folks at parliament wear it. Enough said.
15. How do you say lady in Hindi?.. not sure I think it is Ladki
16. Women punish testicles india… They do.. uh oh. remind me not to mess with Indian chicks!
17. Call girls in Sri Lanka. Sure. lots of companies here have call centers. I hear outsourcing is the next big thing

That’s all folks! (For now at least… )

Google: Portal? Us? Never
Its official. Sort of. Google now have a portal (iGoogle?). See it here. Funny I can remember them saying they would stay true to their search roots and never join the dark side and become a portal…. Hey, how many of you who can remember using google when they were still google.stanford.edu
 
Milk Gone Wild
PETA have made a new ad for the Superbowl, which was rejected. You can see it here (warning, extremely disturbing, and not the way you think).

Actually, you should watch this ad if you like milk. You might learn something.

Brain size vs…
Scientists at Syracuse University, recently describing for a British journal their study of body measurements of bats, found an inverse size relationship between a male bat’s brain and testicles. The researchers hypothesized that both sperm and brains are metabolically costly to produce, and in species with relatively stable monogamous relationships, brains are allowed to grow, but where females are promiscuous, males that do not overdevelop testicles get left out of the race to procreate. [News Limited (Sydney) (News.com.au)

Ladies, please. I think I know what you are going to say.

Donald Trump is suing Timothy L. O’Brien (an NYT reporter) over a book he authored, which claims that Donald J. Trump’s net worth is, at most, a measely $250 million.

Donald is suing him for a total of 5 billion dollars (including punitive damages). Chances are, this is merely a publicity stunt on his part. Nevertheless, considering that he owns so many properties, its quite likely that his net worth is definitely more than 1bn, and most likely, as forbes estimates it, nearly 3bn.

Sri Lankan’s are familiar with Mr. Trump from his TV Series, The Apprentice, which recently premiered its first season on local TV.

Oh, and Trump has a web log  here!

Good news for all my Sri Lankan friends in North America. Are you feeling lonely? Do you wish you had your very own Sri Lankan Woman? Well thanks to a special offer from Yahoo and Target, you can buy your very own Sri lanka Woman, online! Best of all, you can save!

So, rush off to Target, and get clicking.

Background
A search for Sri Lankan Women on Yahoo (don’t ask) yeids this:

Closeup of ad

The actual search:
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=sri+lankan+women&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&cop=&ei=UTF-8

Note, this search probably may not yeild above results, depending on where you are, hopefully Yahoo will notice and fix this error!

Explanation: Context sensitive search gone wrong.
I guess we can summarize that Yahoo hasn’t perfected their context sensitive search. But look on the bright side, at least they have context insensitive search

Trivia
1. For those of you who don’t live in North America, Target is a friendly shopping chain famous for their dog, and their innovative advertising. Sadly, wiki doesn’t appear to have a page on them.

2. The Target Dog is a supposedly an English bull terrier
http://askdoglady.com/archives/bones_social_creatures/000096.html

Notes:
Yahoo, Target, The Target Dog, and all colors, logos, ideas, theories, etc are copyright their respective companies. Blah Blah.

Time magazines best photos of 2005 are all generally disturbing. While the world has its share of hell and chaos, it seems that the last year was extra bad.

Not that its relevant but this site has a collection of interesting stuff including hell related NDE’s like this vision of hell here

Oh, and (this is old news to many but) check out this chicken